Build something amazing
Everything you need to launch, grow, and scale your business.
Our promise to you
Funny, never cruel. Useful, never fake.
Roasts that punch up, not down
Every roast is tuned to be screenshot-worthy and light-hearted. We block hateful, body-shaming, and identity-based jokes — full stop.
Your photo stays yours
Selfies are processed for your result and never sold. Delete your uploads anytime, and nothing posts without you hitting share.
Advice you can actually use
Beyond the laugh, every result ships with a real glow-up plan — hair, fit, grooming and confidence cues built for the version of you that levels up.
The 30-second loop
Upload. Get roasted. Glow up. Repeat.
Your roast, scored and ready to post
The engine reads your selfie or handle and fires back a Chaos Score plus a savage-but-friendly roast paragraph — formatted for the perfect TikTok and IG story screenshot, watermark included.
- 1
Drop a selfie or a handle
Upload a photo or paste your Instagram / TikTok username. One tap on Analyze Me does the rest.
- 2
Get your Glow-Up Fixes
Hairstyle, outfit, grooming and body-language tips — a concrete checklist, not vague vibes.
- 3
Share & challenge friends
Post your result, tag a friend, and unlock Ultra Glow-Up Mode when three of them run it too.
Start free. Glow up when you’re ready.
One roast a day on the house. Go unlimited for the full breakdown and HD transformation.
Daily Roast
For first-timers and the curious
$0/forever
- 1 roast per day
- Chaos Score 1–10
- Basic glow-up fixes
- Shareable result card
Glow+
For the serious glow-up
$8/month
- Unlimited roasts
- HD AI glow-up render
- Personality + aesthetic breakdown
- Dating-profile optimization
- No watermark option
Single Roast
No subscription, one big result
$1/roast
- One full premium roast
- HD glow-up render
- Aesthetic rating system
- Instant share pack
- No commitment
Refer 3 friends to unlock Ultra Glow-Up Mode free.
Questions before you get roasted
The honest stuff about how RoastMe works.
Be honest… what’s your glow-up score?
One selfie. One roast. One plan to level up. Find out what the AI really thinks — then dare your friends to do the same.